Tuesday, September 20, 2011

A small Parody.....

I am going to talk about a four letter word which starts with F.....generally when we hear this term, we think about Power, speed, performance etc. ...But for India.it is the reason for giving sleepless nights to almost the entire nation especially the media and we propagated that word to the entire world....... Yes, we are talking about FAST.

Now a search on Anna gives me a pic of old man in place of the expected blonde. The news channels have free fodder. Apparently the fasting person lost 8 kg in 8 days. On listening to this piece of news, my wife looked at me and my innocent paunch with a mischievous smile.......No, i am not doing that.....then one news channel showed anna running in the rain....tell me which anna would you prefer to run in the rain wearing white...definitely not this one... then another news item stated the anna stayed along with Kalmadi......what would they be talking... Here's my take: Kalmadi to anna.."why happened senior?",,,,anna -"dude lokpal bill...and what about you bro"..kalmadi would have replied,,,,"water bill, electricity bill, shirt bill, engine bill etc...." Whatever said and done, my anna has been and always will be our suneil anna ....

And at the end of it what was the outcome, nobody knew...parliament just discussed something and sent to the standing committee.....Even the standing committee was swamped with all sort of lokpal bill..i even sent 1 to them which asked the MNC operating in India to serve beer in their offices....it seems that the standing committee has to stand for a long time..

Now talking about another fast done by the chief minister of a state to propel him to become the prime minister.common this is a fast and not "zandu balm" which cures headaches, body ache, cold etc.....Nothing against him....
. This is giving the eternal PM in waiting some anxious moments. Just spare a thought for this PM in waiting person. He has been waiting for his entire lifespan under "A tall" shadow but now being pushed by this fasting men. This octagenerian has now resorted to rath yatra......and add to misery, the govt. increased the petrol prices......what will happen if rath- which is truck manifested into a lord ram chariot runs out of petrol.

Whatever it is, seeing people FAST around me is making me furious.....



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